JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 18, 1998
Transcript:
Joe: do you have a toy called new babyneversleeps with the exploding baby monitor? Man: ha ha ha ha ha ha Man: it's the week before christmas! That's the "hot item" this year! man: You have to buy the consolation toy. joe: Which is? Man: It's a lifelike kindergartner who won't speak to you.