JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 04, 1999
Transcript:
joe: Thanks, mom and dad! Marcy: so sweet of you to take the kids for the weekend! frank: It's important. dot: You two need time for husband and wife things. marcy: what husband and wife things are they talking about? joe: I was hoping you knew. marcy: we've got to be more productive around her, joe. joe: meaning? marcy: productive means doing two or three things at once. such as sorting mail, paying bills and running the dishwasher... joe: Hmph. marcy: see..look at me now...i'm folding clothes while watching tv. marcy: see how easy- why are you looking at me like that? Joe: come here, you. woman: Marcy, you look radiant! marcy: Joe and I were extremely counter productive this weekend
At least they remembered what husband and wife things are.