JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 19, 2002

Transcript:

"Hello, Santa? Doctor Appleby here." "Relax. You'll have your laptop in time for Christmas!" "That's not what I'm calling about..." "I'm hearing kids talk about you as if you don't even exist! What's up with that?" "What am I supposed to do? Kids today are jaded." "Two words: 'Reality Show'"