JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 20, 2002
Transcript:
"Santa, if you had a reality show, kids would believe in you again." "Not that easy, Doc." "Come on! If Anna Nicole has a show, you can get one, too!" "I pitched that idea years ago. My elves won't go for it." "they don't want to be on TV?!" "They shun the limelight. And they've been known to mix it up with the paparazzi."
I’m visualizing a bunch of elves swarming over a cameraman….