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We cant leave Mortimer alone during the day....
he's terrified.
Are you serious?
Hes a guard dog! His job is to watch this house while we're at work!
Lets get another dog to watch the house and keep Mortimer Company.
So...this is how it starts.
I got a goat. (Because everybody needs a goat, THAT’S why.)One goat is lonely, so I got him a couple of does/nannies to keep him happy.Then I quickly had seven goats.Then somebody grabbed a loose goat wandering around and tossed it in my fence.Then I had eight goats for about a week.Then the real owner noticed and I was back to seven.Then a neighbor decided goats were too much trouble and talked me into taking his 20 or so goats.Then I broke my leg and was temporarily unable to properly tend the Democratic goats (always looking for a …), so I sold or gave them to one of my many cousins.All but the original who ran off into the woods.Then he was a lonely goat again for several years as he wandered the woods and swamps..I should just have gotten a second buck/Billy.