La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 10, 2015
Eddie: Are you okay, Refujesus? Refujesus: Considering I'm fleeing persecution, sure. But the politicians turned me and the Syrians away. Cuco: And they told you they would rather spend that money on the homeless or on veterans. If you believe that, I've got a bridge in Bethlehem I'd like to sell you.