Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 01, 2003
Transcript:
"Ideal vs. Real." "1. Hair full of body... body full of hair." "2. Long, thick lashes... lashes?" "3. Small nose, big lips... oops, got it backward." "4. Moist, glowing skin... yeah, in the armpit." "5. Flat tummy, round rear.. darn. Backward again." "6. Nicely shaped nails.. well, 2 out of 10." "7. Soft skin, tough muscles... another one backward!" "8. Ideal feet... define 'ideal.'"
Practically perfect in every way.