Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 14, 2013
August 13, 2013
August 15, 2013
Transcript:
Shannon: "Did Toni really faint when you asked her to marry you?"
Brad: "Actually, she asked me"
Shannon: "Oh."
Shannon: "Did you faint?"
Brad: "Don't you have some 'Star Wars' toys or somethin'?"
But SOON Toni will Inform Him that Your Sorry, No-Good, Two-Bit, Scum-Bag “Actor” Father has Skipped off to Parts Unknown, FOREVER.AND That She AND Brad Will HAVE to ADOPT You for YOUR Own Good.
No, No Shannon Dear. Brad DIDN’T Faint, Yet.
But SOON Toni will Inform Him that Your Sorry, No-Good, Two-Bit, Scum-Bag “Actor” Father has Skipped off to Parts Unknown, FOREVER.AND That She AND Brad Will HAVE to ADOPT You for YOUR Own Good.
THEN, He’ll FAINT…..,