Luann by Greg Evans for April 02, 2017
toni: Brad, in the interest of domestic bliss, I made a list of my quirks. Some you know, some you don't. Brad: ok. Toni: I don't like mouthwash. I hate ironing. new shoe smell turns me on. I hang toilet paper over the back. I eat popcorn one kernel at a time. I like green olives and over ripe bananas. fluorescent lights bother me. I don't like hand lotion. I snore. toni: well? Brad: Toni, I only have one quirk. I love everything about you. Toni: Even the toilet paper thing? brad: Even that. But uh...can we go back to that new shoe thing...?