Mr. Jack’s “solution” to Bern’s “problem” is ”distraction?” Oops. I meant, “exercise?”Looks Mr. Jack’s “solution” to EVERY “problem” is exercise.
Bernice – “Jack! I’m confused, I’m hurt, I don’t know what to say to my brother and my hair’s on fire!”
Jack – “No problem, Bernice! Drop down and give me 20!!”
I wouldn’t go so far as to derisively call Jack a “muscle-head.” But he should realize that sometimes a “brain” comes in quite handy.
I have to admit I’m a little surprised here. Of all of the ladies I’d ever thought Jack would finally get into the gym, this gal would be absolute LAST on the list. Tiffany? Sure. She’d be the natural choice. Jack could have gotten her back down to her old smoking hot size in no time. And Luann has imagined herself as a female bodybuilder on several occasions.
But Bernice as an “athletic bodybuilder” thanks to Mr. Jack? Boggles the mind.
And I hate to tell future “Ms Olympia” Bernice this, but even after she gains the ability to tear phonebooks in half, she STILL has her family issues to deal with.
So.
Mr. Jack’s “solution” to Bern’s “problem” is ”distraction?” Oops. I meant, “exercise?”Looks Mr. Jack’s “solution” to EVERY “problem” is exercise.
Bernice – “Jack! I’m confused, I’m hurt, I don’t know what to say to my brother and my hair’s on fire!”
Jack – “No problem, Bernice! Drop down and give me 20!!”
I wouldn’t go so far as to derisively call Jack a “muscle-head.” But he should realize that sometimes a “brain” comes in quite handy.
I have to admit I’m a little surprised here. Of all of the ladies I’d ever thought Jack would finally get into the gym, this gal would be absolute LAST on the list. Tiffany? Sure. She’d be the natural choice. Jack could have gotten her back down to her old smoking hot size in no time. And Luann has imagined herself as a female bodybuilder on several occasions.
But Bernice as an “athletic bodybuilder” thanks to Mr. Jack? Boggles the mind.
And I hate to tell future “Ms Olympia” Bernice this, but even after she gains the ability to tear phonebooks in half, she STILL has her family issues to deal with.
Uh. They still make phonebooks, right? ;)