Matt Bors for December 05, 2007
The 700 Club with Pat Robertson TODAY'S TOPIC: Is Yoga Evil? Pat: It's a form of pantheism. It gets really spooky. I just don't think you oughta be engaged in YOGA! Sadly, an actual quote. Pat: It is Satan's goal to trap humanity in leotard bondage and force us to hold silly-looking poses for 10,000 years! Man: UURK! The Beelzebub Butt Pose "High-level yoga sorcerers can achieve unnatural, unholy feats with their bodies." Woman: One and two and BARF! Clip from the yoga instructional video "The Exercisorcist." Pat: We at the 700 Club encourage daily DONATION STRETCHES! Pat: Let's do it together: reeeach back for that wallet.
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