Matt Bors for December 07, 2007

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FOX WORLD WAR WHEN? News Anchor: A new report definitely shows Iran is NOT building a nuclear weapon. So how will this affect our war with a nuclear-armed Iran? News Anchor: Pro-War pundit? Pundit: It looks like the bombs we'll be dropping soon will not interrupt the building of a nuke. Otherwise, the war should go swell. We'll know more after the invasion. News Anchor: We do know they are dangerously close to nuclear electricity. What kinds of hazards will our troops face during the ground invasion? Pundit: They'll encounter uranium-fueled toasters, coffee percolators, and light bulbs of all sorts. It'll be ugly. Pundit: If they don't revert to pre-Stone Age energy models, we'll bomb 'em back to it. They should live like the Amish!