Matt Bors for March 03, 2008

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Iraq's elections are heating up...the country's future is at stake...time once again for the presidential campaign of... Ralf Na'dir The insurgent candidate! Many Iraqis admire his lifelong fight against corruption. Woman: He made a good point with his write-in campaign against Saddam. But this is a REAL election and Na'dir's going to SPOIL it! His doomed campaign could siphon votes from the centrists and keep fundamentalists in power. Ralf Na'dir: There's not a DINAR'S bit of difference between the two warring factions! MEET THE SHEIKS Na'dir says he will even campaign in the battleground province of Anbar where the polls are neck and neck. Man: For Allah's sake, stay the HELL away! If the centrists lose, death squads will use my HEAD as a SOCCER BALL! Thankfully, some dirty trucks can keep him off the ballot this time. BOOM! Man: How are those seatbelts working for you now, RALFIE?!