Matt Bors for March 05, 2008
March 03, 2008
March 07, 2008
Transcript:
Trailing in delegates, Hillary Clinton has made an appeal to reason. Hillary Clinton: Who do you TRUST to answer the White House phone at 3 A.M.? Curiously, foreigners do not sleep when Americans do. Leaving important events to occur while we dream. Us, asleep Them, plotting terror Appointing a good low-level public servant to answer the RED DANGER PHONE during the night shift is a big worry of voters. Hillary has promised to appoint the experienced NED FLETCHER, a veteran operator from Omaha. Ned: I answer phones. It's what I DO. Is Obama too inexperienced to answer phones at 3 A.M.? Hillary Clinton: He'd probably record a hopeful message and call them back in the morning! HA HA HA Or does this point out how Clinton is stuck in "old-style politics?" Barack Obama: No one answers PHONES anymore! I sleep with a red Blackberry! Crowd: OOOOOOOO!
