Matt Bors for February 16, 2009
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Bailed out banks are no longer using the term "bonus." Banker: We hand out "retention awards." Totally different. Treasury Perhaps you've hard of their other uses for taxpayer funds. Existence Certificates Man: Congratulations, Chad - you're real! Pay To: Chad! $25,000 Midway Prizes Pop a housing balloon & win big! 3 darts for $1 G.I. Joe Blankets Uncle Sam's X-treme Salsa Scoops. Man: Perfect dip every time! PASS THE SNACKS Barack Obama: There's nothing wrong with x-treme salsa scooping action - but NO DOUBLE DIPPING!