Matt Bors for February 18, 2009
February 16, 2009
February 23, 2009
Transcript:
TRUE: Newswee is launching a new back page feature. "THE BLUFFER'S GUIDE" to teach readers how to sound informed on topics they know nothing about. Man: We like to discourage people from actually reading our articles. Within minutes, a normal ignoramus can begin spewing buzzwords like a learned scholar of punditry! Man: Shovel ready! Pork Project! Octomom! JAB JAB JAB Man #2: You should blog that. Alright - this comic is getting wordy! I'm offering this simplified BLUFFER'S CARTOON for those who want an out. Man: We r dum dums. News Week Committed readers can resume the comic in the next panel. Of course, the print version is only for ELITISTS whose attention spans can still be held for a whole page. Woman: I get my news from the Bluffer's Guide Cliffs Notes podcast. Abridged version. Narrated by the Micro-Machines guy.
