Matt Bors for March 04, 2009

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PETA has been doing a bang-up job of turning people into vegetarians with their classy and informative campaigns, such as the ad with half-naked skanks humping pumpkins. Woman: It's "Rock Of Love" with legumes and broccoli! In a recent PR masterstroke, members protested a dog show in KKK ROBES, converting African-Americans with their poignant message. Costumed Figure: They breed 'em for cash like SLAVE OWNERS! Princess Crowd: Oh no you didn't! Many more brilliant strategies are making their way through the approval process. Man: So we draw them in with a video of botched abortions set to death metal - then we hand them a VEGGIE STARTER KIT! Go Veg! Headed to the Kentucky Derby this year? See if you can pick out the PETA people. HORSY AUSCHWITZ Woman: Oh mah lawd!