Matt Bors for March 09, 2009
March 04, 2009
March 11, 2009
Transcript:
Republican Confessional Man: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It's been...six weeks since I tuned into the Rush Limbaugh Show. Woman: Every night I do "HAIL RUSHBOS" on my oxycontin rosary...and yet...my life remains pathetic. Can I eat one? Man: Is crying out his name during sex a sin or high praise? I'm straight. Man: For one brief second, I doubted his divine rantings. I called into the show to beg his forgiveness... Man: And he's kept me on hold for THREE DAYS! Priest: Purgatory, my son.
