Matt Bors for March 18, 2009

Transcript:

Time to tune in for some sound financial advice with Jim Cramer on MAD MONEY! TODAY'S TOPIC: The Sub-Prime Sub Market Jim Cramer: Subway. $5 foot-longs. Prices are at HISTORIC LOWS. It's time to add some tuna melt subs on honey oat to your portfolio. Jim Cramer: I know what you're saying. "But, Cramer! WE want to EAT the cheap yummy subs - not SAVE them!" Jim Cramer: IDIOTS! You'll turn your money into CRAP that way - literally! Think with your HEAD, not your STOMACHS! Jim Cramer: I'm hoarding them in my closet until prices boom. Then - BAM! I'll unload them on the street for a HUGE PROFIT! Four months later... Television: Three dollar foot loooong