My wife and i had the whole family staying over for a holiday – 19 people! So we are driving along the week before and I can see she is in thought and apparently counting out on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She said, “I’m counting sheets.” I replied, “Why, are we going to a Klan convention?”
After the company came and went I did the laundry. I had everything washed, dried and folded – except the fitted sheets.
I have a Y-chromosome and how to fold fitted sheets is a secret that is passed down from mother to daughter for generations. Us menfolk must never find out how it is done.
My wife and i had the whole family staying over for a holiday – 19 people! So we are driving along the week before and I can see she is in thought and apparently counting out on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She said, “I’m counting sheets.” I replied, “Why, are we going to a Klan convention?”
After the company came and went I did the laundry. I had everything washed, dried and folded – except the fitted sheets.
I have a Y-chromosome and how to fold fitted sheets is a secret that is passed down from mother to daughter for generations. Us menfolk must never find out how it is done.