Monty by Jim Meddick for September 11, 2002
Transcript:
"Ok, young lady, examine the card you chose, then return it to the deck.." "Now I shuffle the cards..cut the cards.." "..toss the cards into the stratosphere!" "and lo and behold!" "Tell me, young lady, what was the card you selected?" "Sponge Bob Square pants" "Um..do you mean the Jack of clubs? Does that look like ..umm.." "Sponge Bob Square pants"