Transcript:
"And now, through the miracle of magic, Kevin will saw me in half!"
"You may proceed, young man.."
"Ow..Ow..Ow! Ow! Ow! OWWWW!"
"Stop! Stop! Open the box! Open it! Open it!"
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Charley horse. Charley horse."
"Man, this guy really sucks."