Monty by Jim Meddick for December 27, 2002
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?I owe you an apology?I spent so much time trying to involve you in Christmas, I never took the time to explore your faith and your traditions?? ?I?m sure they wouldn?t interest you.? ?No?really?I want to know?? ?Very well, then?.it is written that on the 4th day of Glonx, Believer and Infidel shall come together and fill a large vessel with a gelatinous substance?? ?You?re making this up as you go along, aren?t you??? ?You?ll have to read the 875 page ?Book of Vrlyxth? to find out??