Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2011
Transcript:
Therapist says, "So when you talk with your father, do you feel he's attentive, or distant?" Sedgwick says, "What?? What is he referring to, Jarvis?" Jarvis says, "Er? you must keep in mind, Master Sedgwick's father is a frightfully busy man. It is quite difficult to schedule face-to-face meetings with him..." Jarvis says, "But in terms of general communications, he recently texted me a rather warm e-memo from his Blackberry at 2:30 Singapore time." Jarvis says, "And Mast Sedgwick's last performance review was almost entirely positive!"