Monty by Jim Meddick for April 01, 2011
Transcript:
Sedgwick says, "Well, doctor, if there was one single, defining trauma in my early childhood, I'd say it was the time when?" We interrupt this comic to bring you a special news update. Woman says, "Standing outside a downtown hair salon in L.A., initial reports indicate that Justin Bieber may have changed hairstyles once again! Repeat: Justin Bieber may have an entirely new hairstyle!" We return you now to your regularly scheduled comic, already in progress. Sedgwick says, "...And once the EMS crew left, father assured me he would never again employ a contortionist-torch juggler to perform at any future birthday celebrations."