Monty by Jim Meddick for April 13, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Fleshy's missing?" Monty says, "Yeah. I haven't seen him since Tuesday." Moondog says, "Ah? you know Fleshy? remember that time he hitchhiked to Tijuana?! He's probably out partying!..." Monty says, "Yeah? I know. But this time feels different." Moondog says, "'Lost. Responds to the name 'Fleshy.' Also comes to 'Frisky thights,' 'Glen,' 'Pinky' and 'Zorro'." Moondog says, "You left off 'wuss meister.'" Monty says, "That doesn't count. He only responded to you that time because you tuna-casserole breath..."
We have a whiney-hiney and a wussmeister!