Monty by Jim Meddick for April 14, 2011
April 13, 2011
April 15, 2011
Transcript:
Joan says, "Great news! We got an appointment with Doctor H., Friday!" Joan says, "But to hold you over 'til then, let's throw on a wig." Joan says, "And now I'm gonna let you in on a li'l tip I got from Celine Dion?" Joan says, "If you need to make a big shnoz look less like a pontoon, you dab a li'l bronzing powder on the sides and on the tip..." 45 minutes later... Joan says, "Well, that's the deepest bronze I have... how do you feel about dark walnut furniture polish?"
Jim’s gone off the deep end…