Monty by Jim Meddick for April 16, 2011
Transcript:
Joan says, "I know what you're thinking: is cosmetic surgery really necessary? What about inner beauty?" Joan says, "Well, in a perfect world maybe? but not in this world, darling!" Joan says, "This world judges us by our looks? discards us when we grow too old, get fat or, in your case, lose hair... it's a sad world... a cruel world..." Joan says, "...A world called 'Hollywood.'" Joan says, "Of course, if you moved out to someplace, like say, 'Milwaukee,' you might get by with just buying a fresh pair of sweatpants from time to time..."