Monty by Jim Meddick for April 15, 2011
Transcript:
Man says, "Sir? I found it!... The creature on your poster? it was hiding behind my refrigerator?" Man says, "It tried to establish a link to my pineal gland, so I insulted the box with foil." Monty says, "There's nothing in there." Man says, "It's using a cloaking device to warp visible light." Monty says, "Sir. I'm not looking for an alien being. I'm looking for a hairless cat." Man says, "*@#%. He's part of the coverup."