Monty by Jim Meddick for June 27, 2011
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Monty: So Doc, why is it with your time travel watch, you can go anywhere... any point in history, but your always come back here? Doc: Because in the end, all the splendors of ancient Rome... all the culture of the Renaissance... all the marvels of the Theta-4 Martian colony cannot compete with the value of true friendship. Monty: Straight up, bro. Doc: In truth, through, this time coordinate got locked into the default setting on this blasted thing, and I can't find the cursed menu screen to change it!
Doc, don’t try calling IT, its been outsourced to Alpha Centauri, those @#%# taking away our jobs!!!