Monty by Jim Meddick for August 24, 2011
August 23, 2011
August 25, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: SO I got some pigs in a blanket and some... hey... what? Where's Brad? Did you any of you see my friend? He's sorta chubby... a li'l spaced out... Woman: Umm... I think I saw him wandering around the pool. Monty: The pool?! Zombies are terrible swimmers! Hey! Could somebody go ask Roger t' turn off th' filter for a sec?!
….and zombies from different countries have different abilities and reasons for existing. There are old Chinese beliefs that the dead will return to their birthplace unless properly prepared after death…. and from all the Chinese Zombie movies I’ve seen you don’t want to cross their paths. Their vampires are different too….. They "suck the breath of the the living. Forget the garlic and crosses too!