Monty by Jim Meddick for August 25, 2011
August 24, 2011
August 26, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: I should've known it would never work! I never get along with Aries... you know Aries... so argumentative! And always chiming in with their opinions! And heaven forbid I should try to share my experience at the nail salon! Lord knows, it's only where i spend 8 hours a day working, toiling and battling with that #*@! Susan. But that's another story! So I told him! I'm lookin' for a man who knows how t'listen. Not just pause briefly before shelling out more "advice." I mean really listen. Like a Taurus. I bet you're a Taurus. Know how I know? Well, for starters, you're a good listener, and secondly...
Brad’s probably thinking right now Please someone shoot me! Eat my brain! Something! Please….. oh yes, like the rest, I have forgotten Brad is no longer in the land of the living. Lucky stiff!