Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2011
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Moondog: Aaaarrgg! AAARRGGG! Arg, me matey! Bird: I don't know how you overdid it at the Halloween party... they ran outta beer pretty early on... I just don't see how? Say... what's all that stuff in your booty sack? Moondog: Aarg... Bird: Hollow chocolate shells... Kahlua wrappers, Bailey's wrappers... oh no... don't tell me you sucked the alcohol out of chocolate liquers... Moondog: The worst part is my teeth really $*@@! hurt too.
Why do people drink so much when they know they’ll feel like crap the next day?