Monty by Jim Meddick for November 02, 2011
November 01, 2011
November 03, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Hey! Who are you? And what're you doing with my dyer?? Fugitive: Listen pal, I don't no trouble from you. I just broke outta Jersey State and I gotta lose this here monkey suit! Monty: But aren't you supposed to just grab some clothes off a clothesline on the run? Fugitive: C'mon! Use yer head! How many people hang clothes on clotheslines these days?! Monty: Oh, right. Good point. Fugitive: Hey. What's the deal? Don't you got any pants besides these plaid polyester types... Monty: I've got padded lycra bike shorts.
Jersey State? You mean Rutgers?
I still like the Dilbert joke: “I hear you went to Yale”. — “Ya, I yust got out.”