Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2011
November 27, 2011
November 29, 2011
Transcript:
Parrot: So... how was Thanksgiving at Monty's? Moondog: Oh, awesome. We had a great, big, juicy, roasted... Parrot: What? Roasted what? Moondog: Umm... a roasted tofu slab... it... it was good. Parrot: Wonder why I wasn't invited... Moondog: Probably just an oversight. Parrot: Well, I've heard rumors that traditionally, some people roast... I don't know how to put this delicately... a... bird... Moondog: What? Really? A bird? Well, maybe some savage tribe in a remote rainforest... region.
Say it loud, say it proud! We’re people, and we eat turkey for Thanksgiving! —So, whaddyah think of that, Pilsner?!