Monty by Jim Meddick for February 10, 2014
February 09, 2014
February 11, 2014
Transcript:
What they say is true: as you near the end, your whole life flashes before your eyes... Core breach in one minute 58 seconds I... I see my birth in Baltimore... My preteen years in Jacksonville, Florida... High school in La Grange... Choir president... Captain of the volleyball team... Then theater studies at... That's not your life... It's David Hasselhoff's life! $@#$@#$! I knew I shouldn't have stayed up til 2:00 last night watching that E! True Hollywood Story marathon!
They could try installing internet explorer 6, or even windows ME on EB. That’s sure to stop all his systems.