Monty by Jim Meddick for February 11, 2014
Transcript:
Whoa, easy on th' Twizzlers, bro... Why? What difference does it make?... The whole world is about to end... What?... EB self-destruct module is activated... It can't be turned off. And when it goes, it triggers a massive anti-matter explosion! Step aside, my friend... I have yet to meet an electronic device I can't @#$@#$ up! To be continued?...
I always knew there had to be a reason for the technophobic to exist and be able to impart total dysfunction to any device in less than one minute.