Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2014
May 21, 2014
May 23, 2014
Transcript:
Well, Jarvis... Just as I suspected! This whole bicycling business... It's quite simple once you get the hang of it! Look, Jarvis! No hands!... See... It really is just a matter of... Thud! Do I get any points for hitting pedestrians? No, sir. This is merely a cycling simulator. It is not meant to be Grand Theft Auto...
Little old ladies walking their little yappy-doggies are way too easy a target, Sedgwick! You can’t expect big points for that hit!Oh? Just a simulation? PIty….