Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2014
Transcript:
Why is th' Yankee gagged?... I had t', sir. He must be new t' th' Civil War club. He keeps spoutin' terms that don't fit th' times! I just grew this hipster facial hair because I... Hipster?! The proper term is 1861 bohemian, son! Mmm Keep um gagged... Oh, and find him some wireframe glasses and remove these polyester pants! This boys a mess! Yes, sir!
Please!! Then we can turn the strip over to Moondog and Pilsner!