Monty by Jim Meddick for May 30, 2014
May 29, 2014
May 31, 2014
Transcript:
Ah! Now that's more in keeping with the 1960s! Wireframe glasses... Woolen drawers... Mmm... Let's see if th' authentic wardrobe has changed this Yankees manner of speech... Mmm You gotta untie my hands! My @#$ is totally itchy in these #@$@$ longjohns! This is no way for a Yankee prisoner to address a southern officer! Maybe... Just maybe... You could've gotten away with posterior. Mmm.
Monty is really just a character on the TV show, “Extreme Makeover”. Just wait ’till they start the plastic surgery. He thinks he has itches, now…