Monty by Jim Meddick for June 01, 2014

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Ahh! Headin' to Philly at 480 knots... Cruisin' altitude 37,000 feet... Yessir! th' city of brotherly love and... Oh... Ok... I get it. Earbuds. You're one of those types... Just a little signal to the world! Don't bother me... I don't like human interaction. Heaven forbid I find myself drawn into normal polite conversation! I wonder what fascinating thing you're listening to... Hopefully it's an audio self-help book on how to be less of an @#$@#$... come to think of it, what are you listening to?... It almost looks as if... Hey! What the?! Arrg @#$#%! Aha! Just as I suspected!... Your earbuds aren't even plugged in! It was all just a ruse to avoid talking to me! Ok. Fine. If you want to get technical about it, these aren't even earbuds... I forgot to bring earbuds. These are shoelaces I stuck in some raisins I found on my back seat tray table...