Monty by Jim Meddick for June 10, 2014
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Zz snort What? What was that? Wise my window a jar?... Oh, dear Lord, no! The chupacabra! Please! Don't drain me of my bodily fluids! My father's a wealthy and powerful man! If you spare me, I'm sure something can be arranged... A truckload of goats... Or... Or he can pull strings in Washington to get chupacabra is on the endangered species list! Whatever you want! Please... Just... Don't... Kill... Me! Slurp!
Don’t you hate it when pets lick things that have been in the toilet?