Monty by Jim Meddick for February 18, 2016
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Transcript:
Sir, you'll recall yesterday, your iPhone was stolen by a mischievous loft in the nature preserve. Yes. Well, a park ranger came by to report that an iPhone was found this morning at the base of a Cecropia tree in a pile of sloth droppings. Oh dear. But the good news is your phone is still functional. And the bad? The phone appears to have a significant number of photos from the interior of a sloth's colon.
Bless me, but I wonder who (if anyone) has cleaned up the phone? The photos should be valuable (as DOSQueen immediately observed), though, so I’m sure Sedgie’s keen sense of bottom-line economics (i.e., greed) will induce him to find a way to exploit them, even if Jarvis has to do all the dirty work….