Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2016
July 11, 2016
July 13, 2016
Transcript:
Ornacians! This is my fellow deity, Moondog. Honor him as you would my own blood. We choose to set upon the couch of noble insight! And partake of ceremonial nectar which you shall bring unto us. O'great Ornac, how do we obtain this nectar? In the kitchen, open the large white refrigerated monolith and you shall find aluminum cylinders bounding groups of six... Therein lies the nectar!
Especially in a hot summer night.