Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2016

Transcript:

An incident occurred while patrolling the territory around base camp... Tvyek-tar was set upon by a wild beast! True! I was taken off guard, unarmed! But I defended myself with makeshift weapons sticks... Stones and I defeated the beast! So now it is an honor to present you with this trophy... And offering to the great Ornac! It's not going to be easy finding an appropriate place to display a mounted caterpillar head...