Monty by Jim Meddick for October 14, 2016
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Ppppffftt Oh, forget it. I'm not into it ever since Gretch started seein' that a beefy goofball personal trainer, it's put me off exercise! As far as I can tell, it you're never into exercise. No. No. You're just catching me on a bad streak. Last week I didn't exercise because my circadian rhythm was out of sync. Before that my blood sugar was low. Then 3 weeks ago I...
Monty is such a sad, bloated Sack of Lousy Excuses! I bet E.B. could out-lift him with just one mechanical hand!
Heck, I could out-lift that puny show in panel 1, and I am not now nor ever have been any kind of athlete!