Monty by Jim Meddick for October 31, 2016
October 30, 2016
November 01, 2016
Transcript:
Every year, every Halloween party, you do the pirate costume! And it's only because you've got me to set on your shoulder! Quite frankly, I'm sick of it! I'm.. Relax! Ok? I've got a whole new costume this year! Really? A new costume? That's great! That's... I'm gonna be a zombie pirate! Here, you'll have to wear these scary contact lenses...
Arrrrh! Brains!—Sorry; it just doesn’t have that ring to it, you know? Maybe Pilsner could go as a Bird In A Gilded Cage, if he had a gilded cage and someone to carry it around for him….