Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 03, 2010

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Man: Hey, got a new gizmo, eh, Ralph? Man: Yeah... my wife gave it to me for Christmas. She thought it'd come in handy here at the office. Man: Cool... so what is it? Man: It's a P.C. atomic clock and word-of-the-day calendar... Clock: The absolutely correct time is 11:37 am. The word for today, now held as being absolutely offensive, regardless of context, actual definition or literary accuracy, therefore forbidden to ever be uttered again, is... the "D" word! Man: O-o-o-kay... any idea what it's referring to? Man: Not a clue... but I'll play it safe and avoid saying any words that being with a "D" from now on. Man: I can think of something else that'd come in real handy at the moment... Man: Forget it, I already tried... they made it sledgehammer-proof.