Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 20, 2011
November 19, 2011
November 21, 2011
Transcript:
Dixon: Howdy, y'all! I'm sen-i-taw Kingpit Dixon, an' I'm runnin' faw prezdent! If y'all vote fo me, I'll town this bad economy around! Joe: Great...how? Dixon: By getting' help fun above with my biblical tax plan! Flo: O-o-o-k...and what's that? Dixon: Well, as y'all know, the bible says that the meek shall inherit th' Earth... Joe: Uh-huh. So? Dixon: So...we raise th' tax rate on th' lower ninety-nine paw-cent... ...Then we jus' sit back an' wait of the Lord t' tarn 'em into the upper ninety-nine paw-cent! I'd ask if y'all had any questions, but since one does not question the bible, the-fo, me, I'll git going' now. Joe: Behold, the soon-to-be front-runner. Flo: Well, at least he actually has a plan. Eddie: ...That he stole from me.
This Biblical Tax Plan is what the Republicans have been doing for the past 30 years.