Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 05, 2015
November 04, 2015
November 06, 2015
Transcript:
Man in purple: I read an article on the internet that said studies show the real cause of global warming. Man in blue: Man made? Man in purple: Yeah, but not the way previously thought. Apparently, it's due to gas emissions coming from too many boys in the world. Man in blue: Wait...what studies? Man in purple: Didn't say, but I guess it was well-researched. Man in blue: Oh...ok. Good enough for me. Lucy: You were born for this era. Danae: Thanks! Lucy: That wasn't a compliment. Sign on table reads: Studies "R" US
Yes indeed, there is a cabal of hundreds of thousands of scientists in the world who have banded together in a global secret combination to dupe 7 billion world citizens, all in the name of getting published and scaring up a grant or two. Yes, yes, it all makes sense now.